SNL Digital Short - Jizz in My Pants
This is just hilarious.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Throwback Joint
It's been a minute but I found a gem and had to post it. Anyone remember this track?
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
McCain Gets Madonna Makeover
Though it's been awhile since I've updated the blog, after seeing this hilarious nugget, I felt compelled to brush off the 'ol laptop and put this video on blast. Its a perfect blend of brilliantly hilarious and frigheningly disturbing.
Enjoy.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Hell yes we can!
Please excuse our brief respite. The Xen Masters have not forgotten you, nor has history been lost on us. No! We have been in a perpetual state of breath-holding, followed by celebrating to the point of near-exhaustion. Our underdog has been named the official Democratic Party nominee. And, if you'll excuse my language, goddamn it feels good. Putting politics aside for a moment---for once in a long time (maybe the first time?) it feels fantastic to be black in the United States. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some celebrations to return to.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
The Curse of Michael Jordan? (Part 2)
(part 1 can be found here)
2002-03
Record: 30-52
Draft: Jay Williams (pick 2), Roger Mason Jr. (pick 31), Lonny Baxter (pick 44)
Key Contributors: Jalen Rose, Donyell Marshall, Marcus Fizer, Jamal Crawford, Eddy Curry, Jay Williams, Tyson Chandler
Transactions: Signed Donyell Marshall to a free agent deal. Jerry Krause announced his resignation and was replaced by John Paxson.
Commentary: The light at the end of the tunnel. Even though the results still weren't there (the
team had a mind-boggling 3-38 road record), the Bulls had a decent amount of talent on their roster for the first time in five years. There were two key reasons for the newfound optimism among Bulls fans. One was the resignation of Krause, who lost the faith of the fan base by dealing away Brand, Artest, and Miller. The other was the arrival of Jay Williams, who had been compared to Isiah Thomas while at Duke. Williams had a difficult first season in Chicago, but his talent was undeniable. He was one of the most coveted draft picks in recent memory, and gave the Bulls their leader of the future. With Curry, Chandler and Williams (and to a lesser extent, Crawford and Fizer), the Bulls appeared to have one of the brightest futures among all NBA teams.
2003-04
Record: 23-59
Draft: Kirk Hinrich (pick 7), Mario Austin (pick 36), Tommy Smith (pick 53)
Key Contributors: Jamal Crawford, Eddy Curry, Kirk Hinrich, Antonio Davis
Transactions: Signed Scottie Pippen to a free agent deal. Fired Bill Cartwright and named Scott Skiles Head Coach. Traded Lonny Baxter, Donyell Marshall, and Jalen Rose to the Toronto Raptors in exchange for Antonio Davis, Chris Jefferies and Jerome Williams. Waived Jay Williams.
Commentary: Absolute disaster leads to the beginning of rebuilding effort number three. One week before the great draft of 2003, where they held the seventh pick, the Bulls learned that future centerpiece Jay Williams crashed his motorcycle into a street pole, severing a main nerve in his leg, fracturing his pelvis, and tearing three ligaments in his left knee. Needless to say, he hasn't played in the NBA since. This forced a drastic altering of their draft strategy, and also put an end to a rumored deal that had Williams going to the Denver Nuggets for the number three pick in the draft (which turned out to be Carmelo Anthony). Adding insult to injury, the Heat shocked everybody by selecting Dwyane Wade with the 5th pick, who most pundits thought would be available for Chicago at number 7. Instead, the Bulls selected their new point guard of the future in Kirk Hinrich, a steady, tough-minded player, whose skills simply cannot measure up to Wade's. Outside of Eddy Curry (who put up an impressive 17.9 ppg and 7.5 rpg), all of the young players seemed to regress, as injuries and poor play derailed Tyson Chandler and Marcus Fizer. All of this contributed to the firing of Bill Cartwright as Head Coach. Overall, this ranks as one of the two most depressing seasons of the post-dynasty era (along with the debacle of '07-08).
2004-05
Record: 47-35
Draft: Ben Gordon (pick 3, NBA 6th man of the year), Luol Deng (pick 7), Chris Duhon (pick 38)
Key Contributors: Kirk Hinrich, Eddy Curry, Ben Gordon, Luol Deng, Tyson Chandler, Andres Nocioni
Transactions: Acquired the rights to Luol Deng from Phoenix for a future conditional 1st round pick, the 31st pick in the 2nd round, and cash. Signed and traded Jamal Crawford, along with Jerome Williams, to the Knicks, for Dikembe Mutombo, Othella Harrington, Frank Williams and Cezary Trybankski. Signed Argentinian forward Andres Nocioni. Traded Dikembe Mutombo to the Houston for Eric Piatkowski, Adrian Griffin and Mike Wilks.
Commentary: The most thrilling season of the post-dynasty era started with one of the greatest offseasons in franchise history. Paxson had a franchise-changing draft, picking up two potential stars in Gordon and Deng, along with a contributor in the 2nd round (Duhon). The rookie class got even better with the signing of Nocioni, who earned the nickname "Red Bull" for his energetic style of play. Then, instead of overpaying free-agent Jamal Crawford, Paxson orchestrated a sign-and-trade that greatly improved the team's salary cap situation. The team seemed like it was up to its old tricks early in the season by losing their first nine games, but by January, they were one of the most dangerous teams in the Eastern Conference. Injuries to Deng and Curry at the end of the year thinned out the roster during their first playoff appearance since '98, leading to a four games to two loss to Washington in a thrilling series. However, even the disappointing finish couldn't put a damper on a fantastic season, as the Bulls appeared to be set at every position for the foreseeable future.
2005-06
Record: 41-41
Draft: no picks
Key Contributors: Ben Gordon, Kirk Hinrich, Luol Deng, Andres Nocioni, Tyson Chandler
Transactions: Signed and traded Eddy Curry, along with Antonio Davis, to the Knicks for Tim Thomas, Mike Sweetney, a 2006 1st round pick, the right to switch draft picks with New York in 2007, and 2nd round picks in 2007 and 2009.
Commentary: A sad end to the Baby Bulls era. After Curry refused to take a team-mandated DNA test for the heart ailment that sidelined him at the end of '05, Paxson dealt him to New York for a slew of draft picks. They re-signed Chandler for $10 million per season, and he proceeded to regress once again, averaging a paltry 5.3 ppg. Without their only low-post scorer, and with their best interior defender struggling to live up to his contract, the team stumbled, and lost six more games than the previous season. They again exited in the first round of the playoffs, and lost some of the momentum that they earned the year before. The team did, however, receive an unexpected gift from Larry Brown's Knicks, who went 23-59, earning the Bulls the 2nd pick in the upcoming draft, due to the stipulations of the Curry deal.
2006-07
Record: 49-33
Draft: Tyrus Thomas (pick 4), Thabo Sefolosha (pick 13)
Key Contributors: Luol Deng, Ben Gordon, Kirk Hinrich, Ben Wallace, Andres Nocioni, Chris Duhon
Transactions: Acquired the draft rights to No. 4 pick Tyrus Thomas and Viktor Khryapa from Portland in exchange for the draft rights to No. 2 pick LaMarcus Aldridge (Texas) and a future second-round pick. Signed Ben Wallace to a free agent deal.
Acquired P.J. Brown and J.R. Smith from the New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets in exchange for Tyson Chandler. Traded J.R. Smith to the Denver Nuggets in exchange for Howard Eisley and two 2007 second-round draft picks from the Nuggets.
Commentary: Even though this team finally got past the first round of the playoffs, and won the most games in the post-dynasty era, I will always look at this as a year of missed opportunities. First, they decided to spend all of their cap room on free agent Ben Wallace, and dealt Tyson Chandler for ten cents on the dollar as a result (we'll call the trade of Chandler, along with Curry's trade from the previous year, rebuilding effort number 4). It's entirely possible that Chandler would have never fulfilled his potential in Chicago. It was equally possible, however, that Wallace was past his prime, which proved to be the case, and made this a disastrous exchange for the Bulls. Then, during the draft, they selected LaMarcus Aldridge, but then sent him to Portland in exchange for Tyrus Thomas. Two years later, Aldridge is averaging 17.7ppg and 7.3rpg, while the inconsistent Thomas is averaging 6.0ppg and 4.4rpg by comparison. During the season, the Bulls were successful, but with the 2nd seed in the playoffs on the line on the last day of the season, Chicago lost to New Jersey and fell down to 5th in the conference. Cleveland, who earned the 2nd seed instead, went on to the NBA Finals, while the Bulls were eliminated by Detroit in the 2nd round. Once again, the Bulls were aided by the Knicks' troubles, and gained the 9th pick in the upcoming draft as a result of the Curry trade.
2007-08
Record (as of March 27th): 28-43
Draft: Joakim Noah (pick 9), Aaron Gray (pick 49), JamesOn Curry (pick 51)
Key Contributors: Ben Gordon, Luol Deng, Andres Nocioni, Drew Gooden, Kirk Hinrich, Joakim Noah
Transactions: Fired Scott Skiles and named Jim Boylan interim Head Coach. In a three-team deal, Chicago traded Ben Wallace, Joe Smith, and a 2009 2nd round pick to Cleveland, and Adrian Griffin to Seattle, and received Drew Gooden, Larry Hughes, Cedric Simmons, and Shannon Brown.
Commentary: At least they realized that they had to end the Ben Wallace era, and give the clown in the picture above more playing time (despite this picture, he's actually pretty good). Other than that, this has been a shockingly awful season.
As seen above, every time this franchise has taken a step forward in the past ten years, they somehow follow it up with two steps back. Bulls fans like myself deserve no pity, as we've already experienced a lifetime of memories from the Jordan era. Unfortunately, we won't be adding to those memories anytime soon, as rebuilding effort number 5 looms in the offseason ahead.
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Monday, March 24, 2008
Hillary's Bravado
In an attempt to further bolster her position as the Democratic candidate that "passed the Commander-in-chief test" Hillary recounted her 1994 trip to Bosnia.
"We used to say in the White House that if a place is too dangerous, too small or too poor, send the First Lady."
Eat that John McCain.
"We came in under sniper fire," she recently told the press. "There was no greeting ceremony. We ran with our heads down, and were basically told to run to our cars."
I must say that not since Baron Münchhausen have I heard such a harrowing tale of suspense, action and adventure.
Unfortunately for Mrs. Clinton, it's not true.
The account has been proven false, both by recent press reports and old video footage that shows the senator greeting a child in a ceremonial procession at the Tuzla airport. She has since come out saying that perhaps she "misspoke."
The fact that Hillary thought she could get away with telling such a ridiculous story when she was surrounded by, literally, dozens and dozens of press is a question that's boggled the mind of many, but not me. It speaks to the air of invincibility and sense of entitlement that both Clintons have had since the beginning of this race - traits that are plentiful in our current commander-in-chief, I might add.
Truthfully, the whole thing would have been much funnier to me if it weren't for the fact that Hillary continues to espouse her claims of experience, when in actuality she:
1) Passed the same number of pieces of legislation as Obama
2) Has been an elected official for fewer years than Obama
3) Continually lied about her "experience" during the Clinton years (from brokering peace deals in Ireland to bringing about SCHIP)
4) Horribly failed in getting universal health care done while she was First Lady
Despite this, her "experience" argument seems to be working. Well, at least until now.
And now, for your viewing pleasure please enjoy the latest trailer fresh from the people who brought you Whitewater, Stained Blue Dresses, and Well-Timed Tears. . .
Hillary in Tuzla: The Tale of Bosnian Sniper Fire
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
The Curse of Michael Jordan? The Post-Dynasty Bulls Just Can't Seem to Get it Right (Part 1)
With the exception of the pathetic Miami Heat, the Chicago Bulls (current record 27-41, two games back of the 8th seed in the Eastern Conference) have been the biggest disappointment in the NBA this season. Coming off a 49 win campaign and an opening round sweep of the defending champions (the aforementioned Heat), the Bulls were picked to be a contender for the Eastern Conference Championship this year. But along the way, something went horribly wrong. Management failed to acquire the low post scorer that the team desperately needed to elevate into elite status. Luol Deng and Ben Gordon each turned down lucrative contract extensions in the preseason ($10 million plus per year), then struggled with the added pressure of playing for a better contract all season. Ben Wallace proved to be one of the most damaging free agent acquisitions of the past decade. And, perhaps most inexplicably, Kirk Hinrich devolved into a below average point guard, as seen in his precipitous statistical decline (from 16.6 ppg, .448 FG%, .415 3pt%, 17.09 PER in 2006-07 to 12.2 ppg, .414 FG%, .335 3pt%, 13.18 PER in '07-08). For Bulls fans like myself, the breaking point came at the trading deadline a month ago, when, after years of speculation about acquiring superstars like Kevin Garnett and Kobe Bryant, the Bulls ultimately traded for Larry Hughes and Drew Gooden. The team is in complete disarray, and they once again face a long offseason of rebuilding.
Unfortunately, this pattern is very reflective of their recent history. Since Michael Jordan retired, the Bulls have been one of the least successful franchises in the sport, accumulating a .366 winning percentage, which averages out to 30 wins per season. Following is a year-by-year breakdown of their endless rebuilding efforts in the post-dynasty era:
1998-99
Record: 13-37 (strike shortened season)
Draft: Corey Benjamin (pick 28)
Key Contributors: Toni Kukoc, Ron Harper, Brent Barry
Commentary: Jerry Krause famously forced Phil Jackson out of Chicago, and hired the overmatched Tim Floyd as his replacement. However, even the Zen Master couldn't do anything with this group, which was saddled with the departures of Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, and Luc Longley.
1999-00
Record: 17-65
Draft: Elton Brand (pick 1, co-rookie of the year), Ron Artest (pick 16)
Key Contributors: see draft
Transactions: Traded Toni Kukoc in three-team deal, acquiring a 1st round pick from Washington, along with John Starks and Bruce Bowen
Commentary: Rebuilding effort number 1. Jerry Krause famously decreed that Elton Brand would be his power forward for the next ten years after selecting him with the number one overall pick in a stacked draft. They also stole Ron Artest in the middle of the first round, and managed to get value in the Kukoc deal. They seemed to be on their way toward respectability, especially with Brand looking like a potential superstar in his first year.
2000-01
Record: 15-67
Draft: Marcus Fizer (pick 4), Jamal Crawford (pick 8), Dalibor Bagaric (pick 24), A.J. Guyton (pick 32), Jake Voskuhl (pick 33), Khalid El-Amin (pick 34)
Key Contributors: Elton Brand, Ron Mercer, Ron Artest, Brad Miller
Transactions: Signed Ron Mercer and Brad Miller to free-agent deals.
Commentary: This was, without a doubt, one of the most devastating offseasons in NBA history. First, the Bulls had enough cap room to sign one of the major free agents that year, with their first choice being Tim Duncan (who didn't give them the time of day), their second choice being Grant Hill (who again didn't really consider them, which was the only good thing to come out of this offseason), and their third, and most realistic target, being a young guard/forward named Tracy McGrady. The Bulls were so convinced that he would sign with them that they wrote the press release announcing his signing. Unfortunately, he wound up in Orlando, and the Bulls wasted their money on Ron Mercer. Then, their draft was a disgrace (see above), as they picked the wrong year to have 6 of the top 34 picks. They did make one savvy signing by picking up little known Brad Miller in free agency. Overall though, all the money and draft picks that they accumulated ultimately led to nothing, and convinced management that further rebuilding was necessary.
2001-02
Record: 21-61
Draft: Tyson Chandler (pick 2), Eddy Curry (pick 4), Trenton Hassell (pick 30), Sean Lampley (pick 45)
Key Contributors: Jalen Rose, Marcus Fizer, Jamal Crawford
Transactions: Traded Elton Brand to L.A. Clippers for the rights to Tyson Chandler. Signed
Eddie Robinson to a free agent deal. Replaced coach Tim Floyd with Bill Cartwright. Traded Ron Artest, Brad Miller, Ron Mercer, and Kevin Ollie to Indiana for Jalen Rose, Travis Best, Norm Richardson, and a 2nd round pick.
Commentary: Rebuilding effort number 2. The Bulls completely reversed course and decided to build around two 18 year olds in Chandler and Curry. There will never be an adequate explanation for why they dealt Brand for an unproven teenager. The Bulls spun it by saying that Brand would not re-sign with them when his contract was up, but Brand later denied this claim. Also, in midseason, they made another terrible move, trading talented young players Artest and Miller for Jalen Rose. This was around the time that Bulls fans realized that Jerry Krause is completely clueless. The only hope for this franchise was drafting a superstar with their annual high lottery pick, and this dream appeared to come true in the next draft.
Click here for part 2
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Friday, March 21, 2008
Throwback Joint
10 Points to the first person that remembers the name of the group that dropped this joint. No cheating!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Undiscovered Gems
A lot of great songs appear on albums and never get released (or are released in extremely limited capacity), leaving them very little exposure. I like to call these undiscovered gems. Check out these examples.
Dj Shadow - You Made It
This gem was hidden on the otherwise extremely disappointing DJ Shadow album, The Outsider. While it does sound a bit like a Coldplay knockoff, it still works. Don't bother getting the album, as it only has this song and a song by Phonte (from Little Brother) called "Backstage Girl." The rest is hot garbage.
N.E.R.D - Run to the Sun
Why this song was never released is beyond me. It's easily the best song on a very solid album. It sounds even better on the re-released version that was recorded with all live instruments.
Kelis - Glow
I think this album was disregarded because of its largely saccharine first single "Milkshake." Believe it or not, its actually a pretty good album. Combine "Glow" with the Andre 3000 produced "Millionaire" and this album could have gone triple platinum. Instead they went with the Nas collabo "In Public," as their follow-up single, a song which was catchy for about five minutes.
Nas - Doo Rags
Speaking of Nas, I guess his whole Lost Tapes album could fit under the title "Undiscovered Gems," but this joint has particularly potent because it's such a feel-good track that still manages to drop a lot of knowledge. Of course, it's done in a way that only Nas could.
Damian Marley - Move
Damian samples his father's "Exodus" but uniquely makes it all his own. This song must have been overshadowed by the smash that was "Welcome to Jamrock" but it certainly stands out on its own.
Mos Def - There is a Way
Okay so Mos Def released this album with no singles and no videos. The CD has no artwork whatsover and on top of that the Mighty Mos thought it would be a good idea to rap about Hurricance Katrina over a Juvenile beat. Needless to say, if you missed this album all is forgiven. Sometimes I wish I had. But then I listen to "There is a Way" and I think maybe there is a way...for Mos Def to revive his rap career.
Talib Kweli - Soon the New Day
I might be a bit early on this since this came out relatively recently. Hopefully the label will wise up and put this out and not the lame Kanye track. This is one of the tightest tracks on a very tight album.
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Barack Obama's Speech on Race
Barack Obama, in the midst of all of the controversy concerning his former pastor, decided to speak about the divisive issue of race in America. It's long but it's worth it to watch in what could be the most important speech given on race since the civil rights movement.
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Friday, March 14, 2008
5 Hottest Records Out Right Now
For some reason in music the year always ends strong with lots of releases coming out in time for Christmas. The first quarter always tends to kinda suck. That's pretty much been the case this year as there have not been any significantly hot joints. Recently, that appears to have changed. Check out the 5 hottest records out right now and thank me later.
1. Rick Ross featuring Jay-z - Maybach Music
Whoa. THIS IS THE HOTTEST RECORD OUT RIGHT NOW.
Rick Ross came with it on this track. The beat is incredible and Rick Ross rides it nice. Jay is, of course, on point. Nothing too showy but it fits the beat perfectly.
2. Erykah Badu
Not a huge Badu fan normally but these two joints are just on point. First, the throwback track (produced by 9th Wonder) and video are just bananas. (If you stick out the whole video you get a nice treat at the end.)
Honey
Then she kinda swagger-jacks "We are Siamese if you please" but it somehow works.
The Healer
3. Jay-z featuring Mary J Blige - You're All Welcome
"The Barack Obama of rhymers" You gotta love it. Mary sounds very reminiscent of "Can't Knock the Hustle." even down to the ad libs. I could do without Swizzy all over the track but what are you gonna do?
4. Britney Spears - Break the Ice (Instrumental)
Ok, the song is not hot but I've been banging this beat since I first heard it a few months ago. Now they've finally released a video for it. Beat comes courtesy of Timbaland's right hand man, DanjaHandz. Take a listen and peep the flip at about 2:00.
5. Donnie (from MTV's Making the Band 4) - Dr. Love (Instrumental)
Another hot beat. You need only watch Donnie in the studio with Seven to see how this song comes out. As of now, it hasn't been released. Maybe Puff's waiting for this to be the spring/early summer anthem.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Hillary Clinton and her Campaign's Use of Veiled Racism
It began with Bill Clinton implying that Barack Obama only won South Carolina because he was black. Completely unprompted.
It continued when a member of the Clinton campaign released this photo of Barack Obama while simultaneously starting a whisper campaign that Obama is a Muslim.
She then followed up saying that he's not a Muslim "as far as she knows" when she could have definitively put a stop to it.
Now it's finally gone from veiled to blatant with Geraldine Ferraro, a Clinton supporter and former vice-presidential nominee, coming out and saying that Barack Obama would not be in his current position if he wasn't black. That statement was bad enough. Stupid enough. But much worse, after the fact she had the gumption to go after the Obama campaign for saying that she made a racist comment, saying that they are attacking her because she's white. What??
Here she is on the Nightly News calling for the Obama camp to apologize to her.
And here's Keith Olbermann's "Special Comment" on it.
Kudos to Olbermann for saying what many people feel. Hillary Clinton's kitchen sink approach will not only lose her the nomination and kill the Clinton name, it will severely damage the Democratic party.
If Hillary wins, she will no doubt lose to McCain as there are very few self-respecting African Americans who would be willing to support her after she, no doubt, stole the campaign from Obama. If Obama wins, he will be a beaten and bloodied figure standing up against a John McCain who will have had months of negative campaigning already done for him.
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
America's Next President Announced Early: John McCain!
Despite the fact that the Democratic primaries are still going on, and John McCain appears to find himself embroiled in a bit of controversy these days, McCain can rest assured that he will, in fact, become the 44th President of the United States.
Although it is a bit premature, John McCain can rest assured that all of the hard work is behind him.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Sex Scandal for John McCain!
Is this woman the next Monica Lewinsky?
According to the NY Times, John McCain may have been involved in a romantic relationship with female lobbyist, Vicki Iseman. The extent of their romantic relationship is still unknown but at the very least this poses serious questions as to the influence of lobbyists over McCain. The article goes so far as saying that McCain's advisors had to intervene themselves to "protect the candidate from himself."
Could this be another Lewinsky?
We'll find out more as this develops.
Read the NY Times article below.
A female lobbyist had been turning up with him at fund-raisers, in his offices and aboard a client’s corporate jet. Convinced the relationship had become romantic, some of his top advisers intervened to protect the candidate from himself — instructing staff members to block the woman’s access, privately warning her away and repeatedly confronting him, several people involved in the campaign said on the condition of anonymity.
When news organizations reported that Mr. McCain had written letters to government regulators on behalf of the lobbyist’s clients, the former campaign associates said, some aides feared for a time that attention would fall on her involvement.
Mr. McCain, 71, and the lobbyist, Vicki Iseman, 40, both say they never had a romantic relationship. But to his advisers, even the appearance of a close bond with a lobbyist whose clients often had business before the Senate committee Mr. McCain led threatened the story of redemption and rectitude that defined his political identity.
It had been just a decade since an official favor for a friend with regulatory problems had nearly ended Mr. McCain’s political career by ensnaring him in the Keating Five scandal. In the years that followed, he reinvented himself as the scourge of special interests, a crusader for stricter ethics and campaign finance rules, a man of honor chastened by a brush with shame.
But the concerns about Mr. McCain’s relationship with Ms. Iseman underscored an enduring paradox of his post-Keating career. Even as he has vowed to hold himself to the highest ethical standards, his confidence in his own integrity has sometimes seemed to blind him to potentially embarrassing conflicts of interest.
Mr. McCain promised, for example, never to fly directly from
Mr. McCain helped found a nonprofit group to promote his personal battle for tighter campaign finance rules. But he later resigned as its chairman after news reports disclosed that the group was tapping the same kinds of unlimited corporate contributions he opposed, including those from companies seeking his favor. He has criticized the cozy ties between lawmakers and lobbyists, but is relying on corporate lobbyists to donate their time running his presidential race and recently hired a lobbyist to run his Senate office.
“He is essentially an honorable person,” said William P. Cheshire, a friend of Mr. McCain who as editorial page editor of The Arizona Republic defended him during the Keating Five scandal. “But he can be imprudent.”
Mr. Cheshire added, “That imprudence or recklessness may be part of why he was not more astute about the risks he was running with this shady operator,” Charles Keating, whose ties to Mr. McCain and four other lawmakers tainted them in the savings and loan debacle.
During his current campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, Mr. McCain has played down his attacks on the corrupting power of money in politics, aware that the stricter regulations he championed are unpopular in his party. When the Senate overhauled lobbying and ethics rules last year, Mr. McCain was not among the leaders in the debate.
With his nomination this year all but certain, though, he is reminding voters again of his record of reform. His campaign has already begun comparing his credentials with those of Senator Barack Obama, a Democratic contender who has made lobbying and ethics rules a centerpiece of his own pitch to voters.
“I would very much like to think that I have never been a man whose favor can be bought,” Mr. McCain wrote about his Keating experience in his 2002 memoir, “Worth the Fighting For.” “From my earliest youth, I would have considered such a reputation to be the most shameful ignominy imaginable. Yet that is exactly how millions of Americans viewed me for a time, a time that I will forever consider one of the worst experiences of my life.”
A drive to expunge the stain on his reputation in time turned into a zeal to cleanse
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UPDATE: U.S. Senator John McCain's presidential campaign today issued the following statement by Communications Director Jill Hazelbaker:
"It is a shame that the New York Times has lowered its standards to engage in a hit and run smear campaign. John McCain has a 24-year record of serving our country with honor and integrity. He has never violated the public trust, never done favors for special interests or lobbyists, and he will not allow a smear campaign to distract from the issues at stake in this election.
"Americans are sick and tired of this kind of gutter politics, and there is nothing in this story to suggest that John McCain has ever violated the principles that have guided his career."
A response but not exactly a flat denial.
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
The Best of the NBA Dunk Contest
In honor of All-Star Saturday night, here's an old-school video featuring some of the greatest dunks of all time:
Even though Michael Jordan is my favorite athlete ever, I have to concede that Vince Carter is the greatest dunker I've ever seen. Jason Richardson is by far the most underrated. Here's a much-watch video featuring a comparison of their best dunks:
Finally, here are the highlights of tonight's dunk contest; I never thought somebody as tall as Dwight Howard could put on a performance like this:
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Monday, February 11, 2008
Grammy Wrap Up 2008
With all of the early concern that the Writer's Strike might ruin this year's Grammy's it seemed as strong as ever last night. The big winners of the night were Kanye West and Amy Winehouse picking up four and five awards respectively. Those two also may have shared the "moments of the night" with Amy Winehouse's utterly stunned response to winning Record of the Year for her ironic, "Rehab."
The other moment came from Kanye to-tha after receiving the Best Rap Album award. During his acceptance speech, the orchestra started playing that "wrap it up" music while he was talking about his mother but he was not having it. Check it out.
I also thought it was great that Barack Obama's audio verson of Audacity of Hope managed to beat Bill Clinton's Giving: How Each of Us Can Change the World. Not exactly a delegate, but every little bit matters.
Here is a list of the important winners.
Album of the Year: "River: The Joni Letters," Herbie Hancock.
Record of the Year: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse.
Song of the Year: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse (Amy Winehouse).
New Artist: Amy Winehouse.
Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Mark Ronson.
Rap Album: "Graduation," Kanye West.
Rap Solo Performance: "Stronger," Kanye West.
Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: "Southside," Common, featuring Kanye West.
Rap/Sung Collaboration: "Umbrella," Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z.
Rap Song: "Good Life," Kanye West Featuring T-Pain.
R&B Album: "Funk This," Chaka Khan.
R&B Song: "No One," Dirty Harry, Kerry Brothers & Alicia Keys, songwriters (Alicia Keys).
Contemporary R&B Album: "Because of You," Ne-Yo.
Female R&B Vocal Performance: "No One," Alicia Keys.
Male R&B Vocal Performance: "Future Baby Mama," Prince.
R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "Disrespectful," Chaka Khan, featuring Mary J. Blige.t.
Urban/Alternative Performance: "Daydreamin'," Lupe Fiasco, featuring Jill Scott.
Dance Recording: "LoveStoned/I Think She Knows," Justin Timberlake, Nate (Danja) Hills, Timbaland & Justin Timberlake, producers; Jimmy Douglass & Timbaland, mixers.
Reggae: "Mind Control," Stephen Marley.
Pop Vocal Album: "Back to Black," Amy Winehouse.
Female Pop Vocal Performance: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse.
Male Pop Vocal Performance: "What Goes Around...Comes Around," Justin Timberlake.
Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "Makes Me Wonder," Maroon 5.
Spoken Word: "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream," Barack Obama
Comedy Album: "The Distant Future," Flight of the Conchords.
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Tuesday, February 5, 2008
On Voting Today, For the First Time, and Maybe the Last..?
Today for the first time in my natural life, I voted.
Despite the ridiculously anticlimactic nature of voting (much like terrible sex..ten minutes to figure out where everything is, another five to figure out how to operate the machinery, followed by thirty wondering what the hell just happened) I am euphoric. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those people who never voted out of sloth, apathy, or time constraints. No, I was a conscious non-voter, a subscriber to a Ghandi-like philosophy of nonviolence and nonparticipation. I refused to participate in the political process as my own little 150 pounds of protest.
People have in the past asked me how I can so easily forsake my 'civic duty'. But I believe that concepts like duty, respect, honor, and truth are, for lack of a better cliche, two way streets. Duty must be reciprocated, not blindly poured into some system that has no regard for me like unrequited love. This sense of jadedness comes from chronically having watched politicians partake in politics as usual. All across the world I've had the pleasure of seeing world leaders be, well... just like one another.
I've sat and listened to Ion Iliescu of Romania be charming and witty as he pretended to not be a criminal. I've witnessed Berlusconi brazenly and unabashedly exert his control over a majority of Italy's national media. And I have even lived in a Namibia in which being black and not poor and not uneducated made myself and my family paradoxical to say the least, but problematic to put it bluntly.
And all of these situations and people and nations have one thing in common-- they were lead by individuals who, having little regard for those whom they are sworn to serve, carried out their own agendas with a bravado and absolutism reminiscent of the Divine Right of Kings.
In these set of circumstances, what foolishly optimistic human being could cast a vote with any genuine sense of hope?
But enough of that. That was the past, my formerly pessimistic self! Now I'm reveling in my post-vote euphoria! I am celebrating democracy and all of its glories! I'm getting misty eyed at the reading of the Declaration of Independence during the Superbowl! No longer am I a political atheist, I have been reformed and baptized anew!
And you know WHY?
Because, and god help me for it, I have the audacity to hope.
When I try to explain to my significant other exactly what it is about Barack that instills me with foolish hope, I fall short. I can't explain it. It is truly a strange sensation... faith in a politician, the belief that he generally wants to do good things, and given the chance, will do them. It is a belief that he deserves to be in office precisely becase he doesn't inherently want to be president, but rather desires a set of circumstances that can only be engineered with him leading the nation.
And people will invariably ask me if part of the reason I like him so much is because he's black. To which I honestly respond, no. If he was a white politician and exactly the same, I'd still be writing this. But, lest we forget, 1968 was not very long ago, and I don't believe you can fault a group of people for measuring their progress, on this day, in one man.
~Eri
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Monday, February 4, 2008
Perfection Denied - The Patriots Suffer the Toughest Loss in Recent Sports History
One loss has never loomed so large. It turns out, The New England Patriots are not The Greatest Team of All Time, as they were being hailed. And even though they are going down in history, they'll be there for all the wrong reasons. They will forever be considered one of sports' greatest disappointments, grouped with the likes of the 1991 UNLV men's basketball team, another group that didn't lose until it mattered most. It's possible for one loss to overshadow eighteen victories, and we saw it last night. And while I hate to look at a game from the loser's perspective, the historical aspect of this loss is too hard to ignore.
Lost in all of the talk about perfection is the fact that New England has looked very mortal since late November. Since week 12, when The Pats defeated The Eagles by three, the previously perfect team has only been dominant in one and a half games - on December 9th, when they decimated Pittsburgh, and in the first half of their week 16 game against the hapless Dolphins. The warning signs were there, and we chose to ignore them, likely because their story was so compelling. Or maybe because Mercury Morris and the '72 Dolphins are so annoying. Whatever the reason, we dismissed the fact that this was a different Pats team than the one that ran roughshod over their opponents in the first half of the season. We ignored the impact of the loss of Roosevelt Colvin, which caused them to rely too heavily on the aging Junior Seau and Tedy Bruschi. We also passed over the loss of Sammy Morris, who was the team's best running back when he went down with injury. This team made so many adjustments that they didn't skip a beat in the middle of the season, even with these losses. But something changed along the way. Whether it was fatigue, the impact of injury, or the weight of expectations, New England was no longer invincible in the latter stages of the season. In the playoffs it was more of the same, as they comfortably beat Jacksonville, but slithered by an injury-depleted San Diego team that shockingly outplayed them through three quarters. Despite all that, they made the Super Bowl. They reminded me of the '95-96 Bulls, who were so dominant in getting off to a 41-3 start to the season, and kept winning, but less decisively, after Scottie Pippen aggravated a back injury and the pressure of winning 70 games became more intense. Those Bulls managed to pull through, and even though they stumbled twice in the finals, their championship was never in doubt. There are no best-of-seven series in football, however, and the Pats stumbled at the worst possible time. And, unfortunately for them, this loss becomes as much a part of their legacy as their three wins in four seasons. All year long, they were primed to do the unthinkable, and then yesterday, they did just that, just not in the way that we were expecting.
One game can change so much. Bill Belichick was considered by some to be the greatest coach ever, based on his remarkable success during the salary cap era. Now, after getting outcoached on the grandest stage (going for it on fourth and 13 instead of kicking a long field goal?!), and suffering through a new round of Spygate allegations, he'll be sure to face more scrutiny than ever before. Tom Brady got outplayed by Eli Manning, and his historic season now carries the same baggage that Peyton Manning's did in 2004 - remarkable, but incomplete. Randy Moss disappeared throughout the playoffs, and the most prolific offense ever was overwhelmed by the Giants' pass rush. In our haste to coronate these three, and their team, we missed the obvious - they were the second best team in the league during the playoffs, when true greatness is defined.
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Saturday, February 2, 2008
I'm F**king Matt Damon
If you haven't already seen this hilarious clip from the Jimmy Kimmel Show enjoy and thank me later.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
The Johan Santana Trade - Great for the Mets, Bad for the Game
As you've heard by now, the New York Mets just traded for the best pitcher in baseball. A pitcher so good that he elevates them from talented also-ran to National League favorite. A pitcher so dominating, he single-handedly overshadows The Great Collapse of 2007. A move so far-reaching that the Mets currently have better odds to win the 2008 World Series than the Yankees, according to the Nevada Sports Books. For Mets fans like myself, this deal seems too good to be true. This is the same franchise that has traded away the likes of Tom Seaver, Nolan Ryan, David Cone, and Scott Kazmir. The same franchise that has never had a pitcher throw a no-hitter, never had an MVP, and has only won 5 division titles in its 46 year history. But even though I should feel ecstatic about the changing fortunes of my team, something just doesn't feel right about this trade. No matter how much it benefits the Mets, this trade serves as the perfect example of the inherent problems with Major League Baseball.
It's been a rough offseason for The (former) National Pastime. Steroids continue to dominate the headlines, as 87 players were named in The Mitchell Report. Roger Clemens has seen his reputation tarnished, while Barry Bonds, the all-time home run leader, has no team to play for. To me, however, the biggest story has nothing to do with any performance-enhancing drug. The most important theme to emerge is the widening disparity between small and large market teams. Take a look at these transactions from the past three months:
1. The Florida Marlins (last year's payroll - $33.1 million) trade Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis to The Detroit Tigers (last year's payroll - $98.5 million) for a package of 6 prospects.
2. The Oakland A's (last year's payroll - $78.5 million) trade Nick Swisher to the Chicago White Sox (last year's payroll - $100.2 million) for Ryan Sweeney and two prospects.
3. The Minnesota Twins (last year's payroll - $71.9 million) trade Johan Santana to the New York Mets (last year's payroll - $120.9 million) for a package of 4 prospects.
Sensing a pattern? Does it make any sense that poorer teams seem to be trading off their best
players in exchange for inexpensive prospects? Does it make sense that the Mets and Marlins play in the same division? Or that the Yankees, who had a record-breaking $218.3 million dollar payroll last year, play in the same division as the $31.8 million Devil Rays? These examples only point out part of the problem. Unbelievably, MLB's draft is also inequitable, as top prospects often make outrageous financial demands, and scare off the poorer teams from selecting them. Also, the money from revenue-sharing, which was instituted to actually help small-market teams compete in this landscape, is often going into the owners' pockets instead of into their teams, thus rendering this process ineffective. The divide continues to grow, and these examples suggest that it will continue.
All of this makes me conflicted as a fan of a large-market team. Next season, if the Mets win their division, there will be no cause for celebration, as they will have done what they were supposed to do. If they lose, it will be another embarrassment, as they will have once again failed to benefit from their edge in talent and payroll. And this Steinbrenner-esque, winning-is-required mentality makes me enjoy the game a bit less. I go into next year knowing that a Mets' championship might not be as fulfilling as one earned in a sport with actual rules. It's never fun to root for the bully, which is exactly what my team has become. There's no question that the Mets are now in position to win a lot of games next year. It's just sad that Major League Baseball has put small-market teams in position to lose a lot of fans.
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Monday, January 28, 2008
The Kennedy Seal of Approval: A Huge Endorsement for Barack Obama
Today, what could be perceived as the defining moment in Barack Obama's campaign took place. Following his tremendous victory over Hillary Clinton in South Carolina, Barack Obama got big endorsements from JFK's daughter, Caroline Kennedy and Sen. Ted Kennedy. In an Op-ed for the New York Times, Caroline explained why she decided to endorse the junior senator from Illinois.
OVER the years, I’ve been deeply moved by the people who’ve told me they wished they could feel inspired and hopeful about America the way people did when my father was president. This sense is even more profound today. That is why I am supporting a presidential candidate in the Democratic primaries, Barack Obama.
My reasons are patriotic, political and personal, and the three are intertwined. All my life, people have told me that my father changed their lives, that they got involved in public service or politics because he asked them to. And the generation he inspired has passed that spirit on to its children. I meet young people who were born long after John F. Kennedy was president, yet who ask me how to live out his ideals.
Sometimes it takes a while to recognize that someone has a special ability to get us to believe in ourselves, to tie that belief to our highest ideals and imagine that together we can do great things. In those rare moments, when such a person comes along, we need to put aside our plans and reach for what we know is possible.
- Caroline KennedySometimes it takes a while to recognize that someone has a special ability to get us to believe in ourselves, to tie that belief to our highest ideals and imagine that together we can do great things. In those rare moments, when such a person comes along, we need to put aside our plans and reach for what we know is possible.
Following Caroline's impassioned editorial was an equally stirring speech from her uncle, Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy.
It remains to be seen how much of an impact these endorsements will have. While it's certainly been an attention-getter (even overshadowing the President's recycled State of The Union Address), we will have to wait until Feb 5th to see if it will provide the necessary momentum that Obama will need to push him over the edge. As it is now, Hillary still has a commanding lead in the majority of the Super Tuesday states. And if she is, indeed, able to hold on and take the nomination, the bigger question may be: will the American people forgive her for crushing hope?
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